Before she will give you a thought
She'll measure the gifts that you've bought
It takes diamonds and rings
And shiny bling bling
To find a way into her twat


It was going according to plan:
She was eating right out of my hand.
Her girlfriend came with us -
they looked so delicious...
but ended up needing no man.

Her voice drove me clearly insane
I could no longer endure all the pain
So I left my old wife
And found one with less life
And I'll never be bitched at again

She was horny and totally blind
and wanted it in her behind
but what she thought was my shlong
turned out to belong
to a four legg'd friend of mankind